Cowpat Quotes & Sayings

Poles had a dark joke in 1944, about a bird which falls out of the sky into a cowpat, to be rescued by a cat; its moral, they said, was that Not everyone who gets you out of the shit is necessarily your friend. — Max Hastings

The wounds on the body can be healed by medicine but the wounds in heart can only be healed by love. — Hussain Rasheed

It's amazing the way one can take a step ten and a half miles long and still always land in a cowpat. — Diana Wynne Jones

I'm Liberace without a piano. — Paul Lynde

Maybe Simon Cowell for his effect on music. I call him Slimy Cowpat. — Mick Hucknall

I love rom-coms, and I was bummed that they sort of stopped making them around the time I was old enough to be in them. But at the same time, I so respected the fact that the genre kind of needed an update. But you know, even when rom-coms were at their hey-day, very few people did it at the level of Nancy Meyers. — Anne Hathaway

She reads a lot of books. Good things, books. — Thorne Smith

My father was a good man, but he was a con man. He was a wanderer, nomadic. — Danny Aiello

My heaviness comes from the heights. — Antonio Porchia

Narcissism, detachment, schizoid personality, sociopath - these things run rampant in the human race in varying degrees. — C.C. Hunter

It is difficult to free people from the chains they revere. — Voltaire

Procrastination can be driven from your personality through the simple technique of constantly commanding yourself to get into action ... and then obeying that command immediately. — Og Mandino

Practice makes the master. — Patrick Rothfuss

Life is a cowpat sandwich Jimbo.' he sighed 'with a very thin bread and lots of filling. — Mark Haddon

For me there is wonder in reading. Some stories take my mind down exciting, winding paths it has never been before. — R.J. Snow

I didn't bounce, I coughed," said Tigger crossly.
"Bouncy or coffy, it's all the same at the bottom of the river. — A.A. Milne