Cowgills Quotes & Sayings

Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks ... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately. — Jeff Foxworthy

And don't look for anything out of the law around here," she said. "The Cowgills and the Leapers is kin to the sheriff. No justice in these parts. It's every man for hisself."
"But as the saying goes, if you can't get justice," Mrs. Dowdel remarked, "get even. — Richard Peck

When I look at tricks, I look at Michael Vick. — Dan Marino

This bastard was in a self-help program? For what? Square-jawed, cleft-chin sufferers? Handsome Bastards Anonymous? — Susan Juby

Hide' isn't a word we like to use," Cassaway said. "'Perform alternative tasks' is the preferred term. — John Scalzi

I think Kenny Chesney or Garth Brooks would be the coolest duet partners. I look up to them so much for their work ethics. — Taylor Swift

It's gotten to the point where it's big news when I don't do a horror film. — Donald Pleasence

This "enlightened civilization" held some firm views about their neighbors. On February 22, 1899, the New York Times ran an article headlined "Americanizing Puerto Rico," describing Puerto Ricans as "uneducated, simple-minded and harmless people who are only interested in wine, women, music and dancing. — Nelson A. Denis

Apart from that Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play? — Tom Lehrer