Courtroom Gaffes Funny Quotes & Sayings

You can be in control of your life ... if you really want to be! Change your thoughts ... keep them clean & happy and then you will Change your life — Timothy Pina

You have a choice in life. Would you rather be lonely or miserable? I would rather be lonely. A lot of people are miserable in a marriage and they don't get along with their wife or husband and it's not worth it. — Robert Kiyosaki

In comparing sins (the way people do) Theophrastus says
that the ones committed out of desire are worse than the ones
committed out of anger: which is good philosophy. The angry
man seems to turn his back on reason out of a kind of pain
and inner convulsion. But the man motivated by desire, who
is mastered by pleasure, seems somehow more self-
indulgent, less manly in his sins. Theophrastus is right, and
philosophically sound, to say that the sin committed out of
pleasure deserves a harsher rebuke than the one committed
out of pain. The angry man is more like a victim of
wrongdoing, provoked by pain to anger. The other man
rushes into wrongdoing on his own, moved to action by
desire. — Marcus Aurelius

The wind blowing through my ripped clothes was so cold that I felt like a Percysicle. — Rick Riordan

I am so disturbed by kids who spend all day playing videogames. — Larry Ellison

When you can't have someone but you're not willing to accept that, you try harder and become more extreme about it. Either you win the person back or you drive him away. — Helen Fisher

You could call a people primitive, if you chose to judge them by how big their homes were, or how the managed to defend themselves, without studying their knowledge, or asking how they viewed the world; but what would that say about you? — Adam Centurione

Life is a journey where people travel through each other's memories. If you want to keep a secret well, keep it from yourself — S.E. Sever

The answers to all the questions of the society are in the lessons of human history. — Sunday Adelaja

Getting older and having kids, you learn how to become less serious about it all. — Lena Headey

That morning she pours Teacher's over my belly and licks it off. That afternoon she tries to jump out the window. — Raymond Carver

When someone is counting out
gold for you, don't look at your hands,
or the gold. Look at the giver. — Rumi