Court Reporter Funny Quotes & Sayings

We should all be so lucky to get from life a sunny-day swim in chemical waste. — Anthony Marra

I can't feel too sorry for them. Every gift has to run out someday. Anyone but a child knows that. — J.Z. Colby

Guns are like men - only useful for a little while. They can go off at a moment's notice when you don't want them to and they make a lot of damn fool noise doing it. — R.S. Belcher

Whether you want it or not,
your genes have a political past,
your skin a political tone.
your eyes a political color.
...
you walk with political steps
on political ground. — Wislawa Szymborska

Lastly, do I vow, that mine eyes desire you above all things. — Catherine Of Aragon

What election?" he asked. "Never mind," I said. "I was only kidding." One — Hunter S. Thompson