County Fair Funny Quotes & Sayings

Science [is] knowledge of the truth of Propositions and how things are called. — Thomas Hobbes

The first time someone asked me if I was pregnant, I was eating friend cheese at the Summit County Fair — Olive B. Persimmon

What I want is for the two of us to meet somewhere by chance one day, like, passing on the street, or getting on the same bus. — Haruki Murakami

I'll watch any show on the History Channel. — Rick Springfield

You need emotional content ... — Bruce Lee

Well, you can't be trying to achieve success of any kind in this business without accepting that there's going to be a flip side to it. — Jennifer Garner

Trolls are slow in the uptake, and mighty suspicious about anything new to them. — J.R.R. Tolkien

I wonder if to stare into the face of God will drive me crazy. (I wonder who would blink first.) — Tim Allen

Good health is often a matter of good judgement. — Marion D. Hanks

Laugh as loud as you please at your companion's wit; do not even smile at his folly. — Johann Georg Ritter Von Zimmermann

The reason we race isn't so much to beat each other, ... but to be with each other. — Christopher McDougall

The old Lena is dead, I say, and then push past him, back down through the gully toward the camp. Each step is more difficult than the last; the heaviness fills me and turns my limbs to stone. You — Lauren Oliver