Countable And Uncountable Quotes & Sayings

There was a girl Josh liked who only liked Josh when he was bipedal. Josh does not like always being bipedal and found this news disappointing. There was a boy Josh liked who liked Josh when he was a cute animal. Josh always likes being a cute animal, but Josh's subjective sense of the word cute was different than the boy's. This was another disappointment for Josh, and also for the boy, who did not find giant centipedes cute at all. — Joseph Fink

Jeremy: "Who did it? Wait-you think I did. Don't you?"
Ash: "It did cross our minds at one point. Actually, it seemed to keep crossing them. Back and forth. Maybe we should put in a crosswalk. — L.J.Smith

As the French say, who doesn't like getting their butt sucked? — Chuck Palahniuk

There is always a solution to whatever you may face. — Steven Redhead

Investigation after declaration of submission leads astray. — Wasif Ali Wasif