Costard Quotes & Sayings

They say that maths is a language. So how do I order a pizza with extra cheese in maths? — Greg Curtis

I wasn't much into girlfriends. I was too busy tinkering in the garage. — Woody Norris

It is now common knowledge that the average American gains 7 pounds between Thanksgiving and New Year's Day. — Marilu Henner

Harry took Malfoy's Shrivelfig as Ron set about trying to repair the damage to the roots he now had to use. Harry skinned the Shrivelfig as fast as he could and flung it back across the table at Malfoy without speaking. Malfoy was smirking more broadly than ever. — J.K. Rowling

I love to draw people's faces. I do that all the time. — Mischa Barton

Lorne knows that the most exhausting people occasionally turn out the best stuff. — Tina Fey

A lot of luck, and being prepared when the opportunity came. There are talented individuals out there who didn't get the break that I got. Or when the break came, they weren't ready for it. — Donald Faison

BOYET
A mark! O, mark but that mark! A mark, says my lady!
Let the mark have a prick in't, to mete at, if it may be.
MARIA
Wide o' the bow hand! i' faith, your hand is out.
COSTARD
Indeed, a' must shoot nearer, or he'll ne'er hit the clout.
BOYET
An if my hand be out, then belike your hand is in.
COSTARD
Then will she get the upshoot by cleaving the pin.
MARIA
Come, come, you talk greasily; your lips grow foul.
COSTARD
She's too hard for you at pricks, sir: challenge her to bowl.
BOYET
I fear too much rubbing. Good night, my good owl.
Exeunt BOYET and MARIA — William Shakespeare

It's very difficult to pin down the President of the United States without subpoena powers. — Bill O'Reilly

Change is not always progress ... A fever of newness had been everywhere confused with the spirit of progress. — Henry Ford

Aunt Anne's lips quirked up in a smile. "Life is not a neat equation to be solved," she said. "It's messy and wild and unpredictable. That's the heartbreak of it, but that's also the glory of it. — Heather Vogel Frederick

I have 8-year-old twins, and I want them to grow up in a world where they can be anyone they want without any shame, without holding back, without being judged for it. — Rib Hillis

Udden attack of culture snobbery is a common affliction among policemen of a certain rank and age; it's like a normal midlife crisis only with more chandeliers and foreign languages. — Ben Aaronovitch