Cortella Benelli Quotes & Sayings

I'm probably sterile. At least I can stop worrying about getting girls pregnant (if I ever get to have sex with them). Do you still get horny if your nuts are broken? My eyes open, and I find Andre standing over me, saying, "I felt your nads through my helmet!" I stop writhing for a second to give him props. "That's gold, dude! — Brent Crawford

My heart clenches. I still love this boy. The realization scares me. I thought I was over it. I thought I could handle something like this; an impromptu run in. — Tarryn Fisher

Your life is meant for you to understand and process, not to make anyone else happy. — Khloe Kardashian

I feel prettier with a naked face and ChapStick. But a good haircut makes a huge difference. — Lena Dunham

One of the greatest favors that can be bestowed upon the American people is economy in government. — Calvin Coolidge

Everybody's slow right now, there's nothing happening musically, everybody's all on cable television and being manipulated by all the television right now, what's on cable telling people what to listen to and stuff. — Kool Keith

The best and most evolved technologies are those that do not destroy the very base on which we live — Vandana Shiva

Always be yourself, there's no one better! — Selena Gomez

I don't think I'll ever become used to you Ellis sisters' penchant for whisky."
She waved an idle hand as she surveyed the room. "We're half Scottish. I think there might be a law against us not liking it. — Kristen Callihan

What does it matter how many lovers you have if none of them gives you the universe?
— Jacques Lacan

In addition to myself and a number of others, President Clinton talked about the deficit and the debt issue. And he pointed out, really, what I pointed out, which is that when he left office, we actually had projected surpluses for a long period of time, because when he put together his economic plan, he did it in a balanced way. — Chris Van Hollen

Reasoned arguments and suggestions which make allowance for the full difficulties of the state of war that exists may help, and will always be listened to with respect and sympathy. — Stafford Cripps

It's a fallacy to believe that age in itself brings wisdom, but one thing it infallibly brings is experience. — Gillian Linscott