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Correctional Officers Funny Quotes By Vince Lombardi

People who work together will win, whether it be against complex football defenses, or the problems of modern society. — Vince Lombardi

Correctional Officers Funny Quotes By Jack London

Man no longer follows instinct with the old natural fidelity. He has developed into a reasoning creature, and can intellectually cling to life or discard life just as life happens to promise great pleasure or pain. — Jack London

Correctional Officers Funny Quotes By John Christopher

The apple which tempts my characters is the one that will remove the knowledge of good and evil. I suppose it's something of a reversal of the conventional Eden story: Freedom of thought is perhaps the greatest good, and needs to be fought for and sacrificed for. — John Christopher

Correctional Officers Funny Quotes By Martha Bolton

Yes, as a people we are spoiled. We look for dinners that take two minutes to cook in our microwave instead of five, and we audibly sigh if the directions on the box require us to stir at the halfway point. Aw, I gotta stir? See what else is in the freezer. — Martha Bolton

Correctional Officers Funny Quotes By Paulo Coelho

One must make the most of opportunities, or they are lost forever. — Paulo Coelho

Correctional Officers Funny Quotes By Francine Prose

Like, for example, sleeve length. Should he hide the tattoos? Or just wear a T-shirt and let "them" do the talking? If one picture's worth a thousand words, that's the first two thousand right there, two thousand minus the hi howareya nicetameetcha. — Francine Prose

Correctional Officers Funny Quotes By Keith Devlin

The whole apparatus of the calculus takes on an entirely different form when developed for the complex numbers. — Keith Devlin

Correctional Officers Funny Quotes By Katherine Boo

It is easy, from a safe distance, to overlook the fact that in undercities governed by corruption, where exhausted people vie on scant terrain for very little, it is blisteringly hard to be good. — Katherine Boo

Correctional Officers Funny Quotes By Colson Whitehead

They don't give gold bracelets for regrets. — Colson Whitehead

Correctional Officers Funny Quotes By Shibin Mohammed

Some of the best music was composed by Beethovan,but he was deaf,some of the best poetry of nature was written by Milton,but he was deaf.possible is always inside the impossible ... — Shibin Mohammed