Correctional Officer Funny Quotes & Sayings

There's grief and then there's the loneliness of grief. The way it's just yours and yours alone. — Deb Caletti

The words, gestures, and threats of our officers were thrown away upon men who had lost all presence of mind and only longed for absence of body. — Andrew Potter

O, what men dare do! what men may do! what men daily do, not knowing what they do. — William Shakespeare

Women enjoyed rights in Egypt they would not again enjoy for more than 2,000 years. They owned ships, ran vineyards, filed lawsuits, practiced medicine. Their husbands supported them after divorce. Their power was unprecedented. — Stacy Schiff

You know, you're never going to be late for a scene - the scene you're designed to be in. — Art Hochberg

I decided to make myself a little less precious with my storytelling. I think you can see from the first three pieces in the book that I have a long term relationship with the short story as a form and I really love an elegantly crafted story that has several elements that come together in a way that is emotionally complex and different from when we started. That kind of crystalline, perfect, idealized thing that the short story as a genre has come to represent. — Lucy Corin

And then everything was in the hands of gravity, which has never had much love for the terminally stupid. — Mira Grant

There is no shame in love, only completion. — Carmilla Voiez

I would love to do a cookery show and cookery books. I'm not a professional cook, but I can definitely cook. I know the difference between good and bad cooking. I mean, when I was in 'Big Brother' I was the glorified cook of the house, so if I got offered my own show - then why not? — Shilpa Shetty