Corporate Comedy Central Quotes & Sayings

We're just dealing with the kind of warp and woof of television ratings. — Andrew Heyward

A woman cannot ever be sure of not being married till she is buried, Mrs. Doctor, dear, and meanwhile I will make a batch of cherry pies. — L.M. Montgomery

I wasn't very good about the pain. I started screaming for painkillers after the third contraction and didn't stop until my daughter was eating solid food. — Linda Sunshine

You may take my life, but you will never have my soul. — Molly Evangeline

Beauty is the first present nature gives to women and the first it takes away. — Fay Weldon

My goal is not to upset the apple cart, but to make it more accessible. — Tom Althouse

I hate ugliness. You know I'm allergic to ugliness. — Imelda Marcos

I've never been a fluffy sort of woman ... — Cameron Diaz

The blood of the lamb applied over the doorpost on the night of Israel's deliverance from Egypt distinguished the obedient from the disobedient. Just so today the applied blood of the Lamb of God is the distinguishing mark of God's called out ones, the church ... — Billy Graham

It's against the law to go out on Sunday from the end of June until Labor Day. It forces the fishermen to spend some time with their families. — Bill Vaughan

I can't speak for the future. I have no crystal ball. — Michael Jordan

I like working late at night and then going into the house and sitting down and watching a movie and then going to sleep. — Robert Barry

I don't like stories where I'm being given pages and pages of detail. — Lily King