Cornette Quotes & Sayings

I found the only place I ever wanted to live again in this girl, right her in my arms. I leaned back just barely, ran my thumb from her brow o the tip of her nose and stopped at her lips, loving the way her eyes fluttered. I'll always come to you. — Shelly Crane

Eventually, even a blind squirell will find an acorn. — Jim Cornette

He's so big he makes a beeping noise when he walks backwords. — Jim Cornette

I heard last year at [insert name]'s birthday party they had to set up mirrors to make it look like a crowd. — Jim Cornette

The saddest moment in a child's life is not when he learns that Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns that Vince Russo is. — Jim Cornette

Vince Russo destroyed the Periodic Table as he only recognises the element of surprise. — Jim Cornette

NAMBLA's infiltrated First Recon,' Person continues after bringing the vehicle to a stop. 'There's a guy in Third Platoon, hes going to be collecting photographs of all the children and sending them back to NAMBLA HQ. Back at Pendleton he volunteers at the daycare center. He goes around collecting all the turds from the five-year-olds and puts them into Copenhagen tins. Out there everyone thinks he's dipping, but it's not tobacco. It's dookie from five-year-olds. — Evan Wright

I got this bad allergy - I'm allergic to bullshit. — Jim Cornette

The greatest teachers are the ones that turn a B student into an A student, or a failing student into a B student. — Neil DeGrasse Tyson

In terms of economical aspects, reinforcing those national parks with sophisticated anti-poaching patrols - these poachers are beefed up like the army. In the case of Cameroon, that's a perfect example of the lack of finance. The government could not provide the national park with more guards. Therefore, they lost the majority of the elephant population. I don't want to see that anywhere else. — Veronika Varekova

Hey Tony [Schiavone], I'm glad to see you back, especially after seeing your front. — Jim Cornette

I've decided to stick with love. — Martin Luther King Jr.

Thats where he had the word "Goodyear" dermabrased off. — Jim Cornette

I like to take advantage of the simple-minded because I can. — Jim Cornette

The secret of making something work in your lives is first of all, the deep desire to make it work; then the faith and belief that it can work; then to hold that clear definite vision in your consciousness and see it working out step by step, without one thought of doubt or disbelief. — Eileen Caddy

I can beat anyone, either male, female, animal, vegitable, or mineral. — Jim Cornette

I'll hit you so hard you'll starve to death rolling! — Jim Cornette

Picking out Vince Russo's faults could be a full-time job for somebody. — Jim Cornette

He (Vince Russo) is the only booker I've seen who doesn't get people over, he gets them under. — Jim Cornette

Ladies & Gentelman, the man who tought William Kennedy Smith everything he knows about dating, Sweet Stan Lane! — Jim Cornette

Hulk Hogan, you are a household word but so is garbage and it stinks when it gets old too. — Jim Cornette

Rick Steiner is so stupid, he once stayed up all night to study for a urine test. — Jim Cornette