Cornball Meme Quotes & Sayings

After I left here on Saturday, I decided never to see you again."
He was sliding the frittata under the broiler, so she could only see his profile, but damn if he didn't appear to be smirking.
"I know that, darling. It wounds my pride you won't go out with me, but I can console myself with the knowledge that when you do see me, you can't keep your knickers on for ten minutes running."
She threw her cookie at him, feigning indignation. "You bastard! Are you calling me easy?"
"I like you easy. Besides, you're not to blame. Who'd want to wear wet knickers? — Ruthie Knox

You know you drank too much the night before when you wake up with crop circles in your pubes. — Doug Benson

They disrupted the performance — Maryrose Wood

completely. Meanwhile, bring another pan of salted water to the boil and blanch the broccoli for 1 minute, drain and pat completely dry with kitchen paper. — Anna Clark

One thing Christians do have in common is that they can't help coming across as smug. — Jo Brand

The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found. — Joan Rivers

Clearly, Simon Baz brings such a different viewpoint to 'Green Lantern.' The very nature of the corps concept of overcoming fear, I felt Simon was a great character to explore, while getting a different viewpoint on things. — Geoff Johns

Heritage is a matter of the stories we choose to tell about our past, as well as the stories we overlook. — Steve Inskeep

Life wasn't about doubt, because if it was, we'd never get anything done. — Aishabella Sheikh

Standing in the beam of refrigerator light, Malcolm squirted ketchup into his mouth.
"He's ... visiting," I said.
Vincent narrowed his eyes and his voice took on a fatherly tone. "Why's he here at midnight?"
Malcolm licked the inside of a mustard lid, then said, "I'm here at midnight because I'm fulfilling Katrina's desire. — Suzanne Selfors