Cool Professions Quotes & Sayings

Article 24: When wearing a baseball cap, a Bro may position the brim at either 12 or 6 o'clock. All other angles are reserved for rappers and the handicapped. — Barney Stinson

I learn from my own daughter that you don't have to be awake to cry. — Jodi Picoult

Hurray! Congress is to adjourn! Only four more days of Congressional burglary on the Treasury! — Will Rogers

It was the final chapter of his breakdown, the moment when his glass drained of everything, and its emptiness awaited only for choices to come. — Sarah Winman

The Cubists are entitled to the serious attention of all who find enjoyment in the colored puzzle pictures of the Sunday newspapers. — Theodore Roosevelt

We're supposed to be doing the devil's work and you've gone and contaminated it all with the whiff of virtue. I really don't think you've quite got the hang of being an agent of evil. — Jonathan L. Howard