Cool Bear Hunt Quotes & Sayings

What did Jesus say to the headwaiter at the Last Supper? 'Separate checks, please.' — Edward Abbey

We were sent to Afghanistan to carry out hugely dangerous missions. But we were also told that we could not shoot that camel drover before he blew up all of us, because he might be an unarmed civilian just taking his dynamite for a walk. — Marcus Luttrell

Caroline Caldwell gets out of Rosie using the cockpit door rather than the midsection door. The midsection door still has the airlock attached and her hungry specimen jammed into it. She walks twenty paces forward. That's as far as she can go, more or less. She stares at the grey wall for a long time. For whole minutes, probably, although she doesn't really trust her time sense any more. Her wounded mouth throbs in time with her heartbeat, but her nervous system is like a flooded carburettor; the engine doesn't catch, the confused signals don't coalesce into pain. Caldwell — M.R. Carey

If you were up to your neck in cat vomit and someone threw dog poop at you would you duck? — Joel Samaha

Certainly no one has ever died of an unrequited passion - it's usually the ones that are requited that get people in trouble. — Mercedes Lackey

Recipe For Happiness:~Ingredients :2 heaping cups of Patience, 1 heart full of Love ,2 hands full of Generosity, 1 head full of Understanding~~and a large dash of Laughter..Directions~~Sprinkle generously with Kindness,~~add plenty of Faith and mix well.~Spread over a period of a lifetime~and serve to everyone you meet with ~~Love. — Unknown

We can leave our legacy only if we are willing to change - to go beyond partisan labels, and to solve the problems facing Washingtonians. — Christine Gregoire

Your little army, derided for its want of arms, derided for its lack of all the essential material of war, has met the grand army of the enemy, routed it at every point, and now it flies, inglorious in retreat before our victorious columns. We have taught them a lesson in their invasion of the sacred soil of Virginia. — Jefferson Davis

We cannot make any change if we don't change ourselves . — Abdel Halim

If I have an iPod, I'm good. — Breckin Meyer