Cookoff Quotes & Sayings

I'm interested in taboos for certain reasons. They can dramatise things and they're scary, and they're important to think about. I'm also wary about the fact that if you don't proceed with caution and understand what you're doing, you understand these things are realities that you're dealing with, they're real things. — Bo Burnham

Near the end of our lives, many of us struggle to move beyond the death of our dreams, beyond how we have been wounded and cheated, and beyond all the resentments that come with aging. — Ronald Rolheiser

I like being able to donate my comedy to charity. I'm not a billionaire, and I can't write checks. — Judy Gold

Why is everyone so eager to assume I'm nuts? Just because I blurt out random bizarre statements and find dead bodies that disappear before anyone else sees them? — K.C. Held

It's a base hit on the error by Roberts. — Jerry Coleman

This limited theatrical release was a nice little bonus that I never expected. — Rob Corddry

That her own self-deception and self-absorption, her own slavery to the society and family in which she had been brought up, had reduced this blameless man to a weeping wreck struck her as horrific. She saw more clearly than she had ever seen before that she must change, or keep hurting the people who truly loved her. — Shamim Sarif

The world could be a conniving harlot, as evil as a demon, but love would defeat her, every single time. Love never failed. — Gena Showalter

It is the brave man's part to live with glory, or with glory die. — Sophocles

Nonono, Nick,' Gilpin interrupted. He pulled a chair up to the table and sat on it backward. I wondered if cops actually did that. Or did some clever actor do that, and then cops began doing it because they'd seen the actors playing cops do that and it looked cool? — Gillian Flynn

You look about as trapped as a piglet at a baby back ribs cookoff. — Colleen Houck

Science is the quintessential international endeavour, and the sterling reputation of the Nobel awards is partly due to the widely-perceived lack of national and other biases in the selection of the laureates. — John O'Keefe