Convoluted Tubule Quotes & Sayings

Grumblers deserve to be operated upon surgically; their trouble is usually chronic. — Douglas William Jerrold

Sadness is twilight's kiss on earth. — Wole Soyinka

My parents are big Shakespeare fans. — Ellie Kendrick

Few are altogether deaf to the preaching of pine trees. Their sermons on the mountains go to our hearts; and if people in general could be got into the woods, even for once, to hear the trees speak for themselves, all difficulties in the way of forest preservation would vanish. — John Muir

Your boyfriend's penis is not an awkward string of spaghetti that has to be scooped up and sucked down. The Emperor of China once asked Lao-tzu: How should I rule the kingdom? To which Lao-tzu replied: Rule the kingdom as you would cook a small fish. A really good blowjob is the same. — Chloe Thurlow

The world and everyone in it is always ready to blame a man for anything when he is already knocked down. — Therese May