Conveniences For Houseguests Quotes & Sayings

To blow and to swallow at the same time is not easy; I cannot at the same time be here and also there.
[Lat., Simul flare sorbereque haud facile
Est: ego hic esse et illic simul, haud potui.] — Plautus

It's illegal to yell 'Fire!' in a crowded theater, right?" "It is." "Well, I've whispered 'Racism' in a post-racial world. — Paul Beatty

And he says he doesn't believe all the heathen will be eternally lost. The idea! If they won't all the money we've been giving to Foreign Missions will be clean wasted, that's what! — L.M. Montgomery

If it weren't for acid, you might not have an IPod, and you definitely would not have some of the best music in your IPod. — Bill Maher

I got injured at the Olympic Trials in 2000. I could not jump. I could not walk on my leg properly. I couldn't bend my knee. I couldn't straighten it. — Dominique Moceanu

Serving our end users is at the heart of what we do and remains our number one priority. — Larry Page

Is evil something you are? Or is it something you do? — Bret Easton Ellis

What do you mean less than nothing? I don't think there is any such thing as less than nothing. Nothing is absolutely the limit of nothingness. It's the lowest you can go. It's the end of the line. How can something be less than nothing? If there were something that was less than nothing, then nothing would not be nothing, it would be something - even though it's just a very little bit of something. But if nothing is nothing, then nothing has nothing that is less than it is. — E.B. White

I love my hair. But I don't even remember my original color because I started bleaching it so young. I was, like, 11. — Nicki Minaj

He won the war on the battlefield and lost it in a bedchamber, poor fool. — George R R Martin

The strewn and tangled wreckage that litters our lives is the precious raw material from which great beginnings are forged. — Craig D. Lounsbrough

The real hopeless victims of mental illness are to be found among those who appear to be most normal. "Many of them are normal because they are so well adjusted to our mode of existence, because their human voice has been silenced so early in their lives, that they do not even struggle or suffer or develop symptoms as the neurotic does." They are normal not in what may be called the absolute sense of the word; they are normal only in relation to a profoundly abnormal society. Their perfect adjustment to that abnormal society is a measure of their mental sickness. These millions of abnormally normal people, living without fuss in a society to which, if they were fully human beings, they ought not to be adjusted. — Aldous Huxley