Control Freak Funny Quotes & Sayings

War is something Arafat sends others to do for him. That is, the poor souls who believe in him. This pompous incompetent caused the failure of the Camp David negotiations, Clinton's mediation. — Oriana Fallaci

Jeopardy, Mom! You have got to get on Jeopardy! Seriously! You could marry Alex Trebek! You could be Alex and Alex Trebek! You could be Alex SQUARED! — Diane L. Randle

There are two kinds of writer: those that make you think, and those that make you wonder. — Brian W. Aldiss

There was such a thing as giving too much, after all — Justin Somper

For me, arguably the story of telomeres and telomerase began thousands of years ago, in the cornfields of the Maya highlands of Central America. — Elizabeth Blackburn

The universe is then one, infinite, immobile ... It is not capable of comprehension and therefore is endless and limitless, and to that extent infinite and indeterminable, and consequently immobile. — Giordano Bruno

The degree of customization possible through your Preferences screens is awesome. — Paul Simon

When less than everything has been said about a subject, you can still think on further. The alternative is for the audience to be presented with a final deduction ( ... ) no effort on their part.
What can it mean to them when they have not shared with the author the misery and joy of bringing an image into being? — Andrei Tarkovsky

Ultimately it's a leap of faith and a leap of imagination to put yourself back in time into those conditions and situations and see how you would react. — Derek Jacobi

I have no issues with my identity. — Rashida Jones

The worst mistake a boss can make is not to say 'well done'. — John Ashcroft

We have not the love of greatness, but the love of the love of greatness. — Thomas Carlyle

When I first moved to New York, I was still returning to Tennessee every few months to perform. — Valerie June

When one is in great pain, you know one cannot feel any blessing quite as it may deserve. — Jane Austen

A sense of humor is the best indicator that you will recover; it is often the best indicator that people will love you. Sustain that and you have hope. — Andrew Solomon