Contraptions Workshop Quotes & Sayings

This is what I say to the most conservative person that's so terrified of gay marriage becoming legal. Just because the state says it's legal, it's not like God's going to let them into Heaven. So you can still sleep sound every night knowing that goal line defense is up at the pearly gates. — Daniel Tosh

But here's the thing; none of us deserve anything. That's an illusion we all exist under — Gilly Macmillan

I think the key to being a journalist is getting your subject to feel comfortable enough to talk about stuff they want to talk about and the stuff they like and don't like, and still feel comfortable about it. — Glenn Danzig

Even though you're married, you're still individuals. You still have to grow and nurture your individuality. — Tamara Tunie

I love people who choose to surprise the sad ones, Just to make them smile! — Artist Lisa May