Constantine Muppets Quotes & Sayings

Because a mother's love is God's greatest joke. — Anne Enright

If Coca-Cola can clean up and old coin like that, just think what a wonderful job it will do of keeping my intestines clear,' and my family and I have been drinking it ever since. — Terry Ravenscroft

He stood in rain and the storm, watching a demon with his face standing and laughing at him on a chariot run by drunk horses. The storm threw dust into his eyes, while the demon unleashed the horses one after the other at him. — Akshay Vasu

If we don't control our schedule - our schedule will control us. If we don't find a way to live a balanced life -our lives will get out of balance. — Wayde Goodall

Insist on yourself; never imitate. Your own gift you can offer with the cumulative force of a whole life's cultivation, but of the adopted talent of another, you have only an extemporaneous, half possession. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is certainly true that whatever a man may do or say, the most significant thing about him is what he thinks; and significant also is how he came to think it, why he continued to think it, or, if he did not continue, what the influences were which caused him to change his mind . — Albert J. Nock

Sarah Palin has decided not to run for President and go straight to the quitting part. — Andy Borowitz

Obama is like the kid brother whose only standard for judging his own achievements is the records his big brother set. — Elliott Abrams