Conservativecrap Quotes & Sayings

We all have bits that we don't like, but you don't have to be a size 10 to look wonderful. — Twiggy

Is it really conceivable, given all of that immensity, all that structure, that we are truly alone? That life emerged here, and nowhere else? — Stephen Baxter

If I like something, I will pick it up from anywhere and wear it. I don't believe that only branded stuff looks good on you. If it doesn't look good in my eyes, I'll never wear it. — Kajol

I called her Mrs. Bennington at her insistence. When I'd referred to her as Ms. Bennington, she'd nearly bitten my head off. She was not one of your liberated women. She liked being a wife and mother. I was glad for her, it meant more freedom for the rest of us. — Laurell K. Hamilton

How can I be assured the apple you bring me is Idunn's?
Well, it'll be golden, for one thing, and after you take a bite of it you should feel pretty fucking good. — Kevin Hearne

Life, to me, is never one color. Even in the saddest moments, you can have a chuckle. And in the happiest moments, you can shed a tear. — Francesca Gregorini

If redwoods are the backbone of California, oaks are of England. — Tracy Chevalier

There are no more thorough prudes than those who have some little secret to hide. — George Sand

The hot, moist smell of babies fresh from naps. — Barbara Ascher

Every charitable act is a stepping stone toward heaven. — Henry Ward Beecher

Happiness is a mysterious concept. It seems to work best as futurity: at that point I will be happy, et cetera. I feel like I experience small pieces of joy day to day. — Rachel Kushner

Reality is the only obstacle to happiness. — Russell Baker

Christ, he had GI Jane as his receptionist. — Kristen Ashley

Data is not information, information is not knowledge, knowledge is not understanding, understanding is not wisdom. — Clifford Stoll

It is the responsibility of leadership to provide opportunity, and the responsibility of individuals to contribute. — William Pollard