Connerism Quotes & Sayings

Work takes me away from my wife, Sue, and my life in Santa Barbara. — Jeff Bridges

You've already made me cry countless times." I raised my middle finger to him slowly, and asked, "Do you know what this is?" I took my middle finger and patted the corner of my eye with it. "It's me, wiping away the last tear you'll ever get. — Penelope Douglas

The great GOD is a tower of refuge to the poor.
The great GOD is a tower of refuge to the needy in distress. — Lailah Gifty Akita

When you're young, you think that sex is the culmination of intimacy. Later you discover that it's barely the beginning. — Peter Hoeg

There can be no scientific dispute with respect to faith, for science and faith exclude one another. — Rudolf Virchow

If there is one word that describes the meaning of character, it is the word honor. Without honor, civilization would not long exist. Without honor, there could be no dependable contracts, no lasting marriages, no trust or happiness. What does the word honor mean to you? To me, honor is summarized in this expression by the poet Tennyson, "Man's word [of honor] is God in man." — Ezra Taft Benson

If you don't get in them and rev them up every now and then, they turn in to cranky old bitches who refuse to do a damn thing for you.
Connerism from Quinn's Need — S.J.D. Peterson

Be Luke Skywalker, not Darth Vader. Ultimately love is stronger than evil. — Don Burr

Most of my ex-girlfriends are still close friends. I guess when you are with someone that long, unless they did something really terrible to you, you remain friends. My real estate business is run by my best friend, who is an ex-girlfriend. — Ryan Kavanaugh

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. — Doug Larson

Yo, zombie guys, pay attention. When it's Simon says, that means you have to do what I say. Let's be more direct. The Slayer says die, like, forever. — Christopher Golden