Congratulations On Your Wedding Quotes & Sayings

Ask a man which way he is going to vote, and he will probably tell you. Ask him, however, why, and vagueness is all. — Bernard Levin

Congratulations to Bill and Hillary Clinton: this weekend, 33rd wedding anniversary. How about that? And you thought the Iraqi war was a never-ending conflict. — David Letterman

All my wife does is shop - once she was sick for a week, and three stores went under. — Henny Youngman

I don't care what the polls say. I don't. I'm doing what I think what's wrong. — George W. Bush

Called to give you the good news. I asked our daughter to marry me and she accepted. Congratulations, I will officially your son-in-law. Now, do you want me to call you zmum straightaway, or wait until after the wedding?"
I lew through the ir in a dive tht finally tackled him, wrenching the phone away. Bones was laughing so hard he had to breathe to get it all out.
"Mom? Are you there? Mom ... ?"
"You might want to give her a moment, Kitten. I believe she fainted. — Jeaniene Frost

Sadness was a very heavy thing. — Arthur Golden

The intelligence and ability of a colored person are in pretty direct proportion to the amount of white blood he has, and ... most of the positions of leadership, influence, and prominence in the Negro race are held not by real Negroes but by Mulattoes, many of whom have very little Negro blood. — Madison Grant

There's four seasons in the UK, spring, autumn, winter and winter. — Steve Fowler

There are victories of the soul and spirit. Sometimes, even if you lose, you win. — Elie Wiesel

Books are about the only family I have; they practically raised me," she said. — Lynn Sposito