Conformance Quality Quotes & Sayings

Race, Religion, Ethnic Pride, Nationalism does nothing but teach you how to hate people you have never met — Doug Stanhope

I don't read Twitter. — Josh Trank

Transformation is a journey without a final destination. — Marilyn Ferguson

No one is more conventional than a woman who is falling out of love. — Francoise Sagan

If I stayed a football player, my career would have been over 20 years ago. As it is, my knees are shot. I found I got the same good feeling in acting that I had in sports, but I found I could have a more profound impact on people. — William Petersen

In the South you are ashamed of being a virgin. Boys. Men. They lie about it. Because it means less to women, Father said. He said it was men invented virginity not women. Father said it's like death: only a state in which the others are left and I said, But to believe it doesn't matter and he said, That's what's so sad about anything: not only virginity and I said, Why couldn't it have been me and not her who is unvirgin and he said, That's why that's sad too; nothing is even worth the changing of it ... — William Faulkner

Do not train children to learning by force and harshness, but direct them to it by what amuses their minds. — Plato

So Jane was getting married. Well, more power to her. In fact, let me tighten those straps. Any word from the governor on the pardon? No? All right, then, more power to her. — James Lileks

You must consider every man your enemy who speaks ill of your King, and you must treat every Frenchman as if he were the Devil himself. — Horatio Nelson

Heaven prepares good men with crosses; but no ill can happen to a good man. — Ben Jonson

Under the ideal measure of values there lurks the hard cash. — Karl Marx

The difficulties of not knowing are always much greater than the effort of learning. — Andrew Loomis

We must define quality as conformance to specifications if we are to manage it. — Phil Crosby

Mad' sounds dashing, daring and admirable when you hold the tattered flag in the midst of battle and expired natives lie all over the carpet with holes in 'em that you put there. 'Mad' is less impressive written on a form by a commissioner of lunacy as you're turned over to the hospitallers of St Mary of Bedlam to be dunked in ice water because your latest 'scrape' was running starkers down Oxford Street while gibbering like a baboon. — Kim Newman

Be good to people only if you like anal sex.
That's how kind people are. — Honeya

Why I so much prefer autumn to spring is that in the autumn one looks at heaven
in the spring at the earth. — Soren Kierkegaard