Confessions Of A Window Cleaner Quotes & Sayings

What do I need it for, millions of dollars? It just sounds like problems with the IRS to me. — Burt Shavitz

Eating grapes with a knife and fork is not what one would call refined. It is what one would call ludicrous. — Judith Martin

What of miniature boats constructed of birch bark and fallen leaves, launched onto cold water clear as air? How many fleets were pushed out toward the middles of ponds or sent down autumn brooks, holding treasures of acorns, or black feathers, or a puzzled mantis? Let those grassy crafts be listed alongside the iron hulls that cleave the sea, for they are all improvisations built from the daydreams of men, and all will perish, whether from the ocean siege or October breeze. — Paul Harding

There is something in man which your science cannot satisfy. — Thomas Carlyle

I don't think it's tough to get there mentally. Your mind is saying, 'You know how to do this.' But your body doesn't always respond. — Sheryl Swoopes

Music is the love of my life. It's a total escape from reality. Music transports you to another place, someplace unexpecet and meaningful. — Miley Cyrus

One of the most beautiful passages of Rousseau is that in the sixth book of Confessions, where he describes the awakening in him of the literary sense. Of such wisdom, the poetic passion, the desire of beauty, the love of art for its own sake, has most. — Walter Pater

We live but for a short time, we see but very little, and we know almost nothing; so, at least, let's do some dreaming. Have yourself a very good Sunday, my dear readers. — Orhan Pamuk

Let there be lights in the expanse of the heavens to separate the day from the night. And let them be for signs and for seasons, and for days and years, and let them be lights in the expanse of the heavens to give light upon the earth. — Anonymous

If you're not satisfied with your life, it's time to invent a new one. — Mary Wells Lawrence

Mayor de Blasio said that whenever he goes to a Yankee game he gets sick and tired of people booing and giving him the finger. Hey, what do you want? You're the mayor of New York City. It comes with the gig, pal. — David Letterman

They say that God doesn't give you more than you can handle.
Tell that to her. — Anna Kay Akana

I love that for Barack, there is no such thing as 'us' and 'them' - he doesn't care whether you're a Democrat, a Republican, or none of the above ... he knows that we all love our country ... and he's always ready to listen to good ideas ... he's always looking for the very best in everyone he meets. — Michelle Obama