Concocting Synonym Quotes & Sayings

He who drinks a tumbler of London water has literally in his stomach more animated beings than there are men, women, and children on the face of the globe. — Sydney Smith

I have a plate on my neck. I had my neck fused. — Jennifer Grey

Comedy is surprise. Comedy is not something that you can, necessarily, do twice. — Bryan Callen

My favorite kind of film is serious comedy. Comedy with serious underpinning. — Alan Arkin

I wish we'd never got divorced. He and I both wish we'd never got divorced, but we did. I wish I could go back and be the bride again, but I can't. — Sarah Ferguson

Attachments made men soft. This fact was made obvious lately by my buddies.
I blamed Tucker. A little over a year earlier, the idiot strolled over to a table filled with college girls. Each one shot him down until he was left with Maddy. For whatever reason, she thought he was funny. Or maybe just hot enough to overcome his lack of brain cells. They hooked up and he quickly handed his balls to her with a ribbon tied around them. He acted like he was still his own man, but the guy was whipped to the point of being fluffy.
Once he lost his way, the others fell like dominoes. — Bijou Hunter

If presidents and prime ministers can find time to stay fit, others of us can find ways to do it, too. — Julian Goater

I don't think I've had any great success in predicting politics or social change, nor have I really tried. — Paul Krugman

I had all my own teeth and I wanted to keep it that way. — Tom Glavine

I admit I once threw caution to the wind ...
It doesn't fly well!! — Neil Leckman

For Art may err, but Nature cannot miss. — John Dryden

Colonel George A. Taylor rallied survivors with a cry, 'Two kinds of people are staying on this beach, the dead and those who are going to die. Now let's get the hell out of here. — Robert M. Edsel

He was a god above her, powerful, beautiful, larger than life. The light brought out the latent gold of his hair. The shadows contoured the perfect form of his body. Light and shadows converged in his eyes, bright lust, dark anger, and something else. Something else entirely. She recognized it because she'd seen it in the mirror so many times: a bleak, austere loneliness. — Sherry Thomas

Falling apart in a 5K is painful, but it's just pain. Falling apart in a marathon, I believe you lose a year of your life. You complete the marathon feeling utterly defeated, knowing that it got the best of you, and you go home and ask your mom if she still loves you. — Jacob Frey

What can you know about a person? They shift in the light. You can't light up all sides at once. — Richard Siken