Conchords Business Quotes & Sayings

Jazz shouldn't have any mandates. Jazz is not supposed to be something that's required to sound like jazz. For me, the word 'jazz' means, 'I dare you.' — Wayne Shorter

You know when I'm down to my socks it's time for business
That's why they're called business socks
It's business, it's business time — Flight Of The Conchords

Am I really not worth shaving for? — Meg Cabot

Life itself is simple...it's just not easy. — Steve Maraboli

There are no truths, only moments of claryty passing for answers. — Michel De Montaigne

When you have children love is always there in the best form. — Rachel Roy

Life is a mission but death is the greatest adventure. — Debasish Mridha

There is a better world Well, there must be . . . — Cora Carmack

Stop trying to be something you aren't and just let her love you. — Jay Crownover

The reason we are so pleased to find other people's secrets is that it distracts public attention from our own. — Oscar Wilde

Cannibals say that we taste like pork, and bacon is my spirit animal, so we're probably delicious. — Jenny Lawson

-one teebs? You mean tablespoon?"
"I don't know. — Joe Hill

Birthed in a riotous sea of heat and violence, this world was never good, never peaceful, never without suffering, pain and anxiety. There was never an armistice between all living and not-so living things, nor can evidence be found to suggest there ever was - or still is - a loosely balanced war tumbling across Creation with the advantage swinging between the forces of light and happiness, and those of darkness and misery. Fire has always burned flesh, water has always drowned babies, and Creation has only ever exhibited but one impulse, one motive, one direction: towards increasing complexity, where complexity - across all systems, animate and inanimate - corresponds precisely to the degree and depth of potential suffering available to those contingent things whose participation in Creation was never solicited. — John Zande

I kind of killed it in college. You know that saying "big fish in a small pond"? At Dartmouth college, I was freakin' Jaws in a community swimming pool — Mindy Kaling