Conchinha Piadas Quotes & Sayings

There's no doubt about it - gardeners are the only true artists these days. — Joris-Karl Huysmans

Europeans used to be proud to be the advanced form of democracy. Now they're definitely a little bit ashamed because we are seeing that finally, the bond that we had, it was money. — Miguel Gomes

When you are in a room and your job is to write jokes 10 hours a day, your mind starts going to strange places. — Seth MacFarlane

As history has also shown, especially in the twentieth century, one of the first things an ideologue will do after achieving absolute power is kill. — Thomas Sowell

Each month is gay, Each season nice, When eating Chicken soup With rice — Maurice Sendak

Marriage is a partnership. Someone has observed that in the Bible account of the creation woman was not formed from a part of man's head, suggesting that she might rule over him, nor from a part of a man's foot that she was to be trampled under his feet. Woman was taken from man's side as though to emphasize the fact that she was always to be by his side as a partner and companion. — Harold B. Lee

Theorists are always saying something. That's their job. They don't need to believe what they're saying. — Anonymous

The past and the present wilt. I have fill'd them, emptied them,
And proceed to fill my next fold of the future. — Walt Whitman

Writing a funny story is one thing. But writing a funny story that inspires others to venture beyond their level of comfort in pursuit of their greater good is what makes me come alive. — Romany Malco

Most days, I practice piano in the mornings and I spend the rest of the day painting. — Caio Fonseca

We're gonna do it like George Foreman. We're gonna name all of our kids Mariah no matter if they're boys or girls. Mariah No. 1, Boy Mariah, Man Mariah, Tall Mariah. It's gonna be a house full of people named Mariah. — Nick Cannon

coat that she always — Ethan Somerville

Fundamentalism is a kind of decision not to change your mind about something ... Many of us are fundamentalists ... because it worked pretty well for us. — Howard Gardner

That's the secret to a movie career - just keeping an open mind. — Clint Eastwood

Computers thwart, contort, and befuddle us. We mess around with fonts, change screen backgrounds, slow down or increase mouse speed. We tweak and we piddle. We spend countless hours preparing PowerPoint slides that most people forget in seconds. We generate reports in duplicate and triplicate and then somw that end up serving only one function for most of the recipients - to collect dust. — Jeff Davidson