Comptoir Des Quotes & Sayings

You know why there were only 220 Mexicans at the Alamo? They only had one car. — Bobby H. Barbee, Sr.

I don't believe in mathematics. — Albert Einstein

In order to do a good job of those things that we decide to do, we must eliminate all of the unimportant opportunities. — Mike Markkula

If you need more than 10 rounds to hunt, and some argue they hunt with that many rounds, you shouldn't be hunting. If you can't get the deer in 3 shots, you shouldn't be hunting. You are an embarrassment. — Joe Biden

The Web is the new book though, innit? — Karl Pilkington

Optimist: day-dreamer in his small clothes. — Mark Twain

Like a mirror, God appears to be more and more a reflection of whoever it is that happens to be talking about God at the moment. — Rob Bell

I played against the Brazilians in '82, who were definitely the best team never to have won the World Cup. — Alan Hansen

I think we must remain calm as parents and try not to lose control of ourselves. For how can we expect our kids to control themselves if we can't do it? We are their role models. — Iben Dissing Sandahl