Completions Coordinator Quotes & Sayings

You are the key to happiness. — Robert Holden

Disclaimer: While Pastafarianism is the only religion based on empirical evidence, it should also be noted that this is a faith-based book. Attentive readers will note numerous holes and contradictions throughout the text; they will even find blatant lies and exaggerations. These have been placed there to test the reader's faith. — Bobby Henderson

All Modern Men are descended from a Wormlike creature but it shows more on some people. — Will Cuppy

Some relationships aren't meant to be Great Love; they're meant to be like a hot fudge sundae
enjoyable but not something you can acually live on. — Kristin Chenoweth

You should think about nobody and go your own way, not on a course marked out for you by people holding mugs of water and bottles of iodine in case you fall and cut yourself so that they can pick you up - even if you want to stay where you are - and get you moving again. — Alan Sillitoe

I never plan anything-life is a roller coaster ride - I just hang on for dear life. — Marc Morrone

To see everything in God and to see God in everything normally takes a lifetime of practice. — Thomas Keating

It's hard to invent a new thing, and it's just as hard to invent another new thing. — Steve Ballmer