Completely Offensive Funny Quotes & Sayings

As a magician, you must think about chaos and order. Those are the two forces that control the universe. — Rick Riordan

The venture into space is meaningless unless it coincides with a certain interior expansion, an ever-growing universe within, to correspond with the far flight of the galaxies our telescopes follow from without. — Loren Eiseley

Scientific apparatus offers a window to knowledge, but as they grow more elaborate, scientists spend ever more time washing the windows. — Isaac Asimov

When we withhold forgiveness from others (for whatever reason) we are putting ourselves in the role of God or even being superior to God, who freely extends his grace and forgiveness to us time and time again. — Robert A. Fryling

Because you are alive, everything is possible. — Thich Nhat Hanh

The crises of modern man are to a large extent religious ones, insofar as they are an awakening of his awareness to an absence of meaning. — Mircea Eliade

Either lead or follow, but please don't block the road for those who move forward — Phil Karn

Goals. There's not telling what you can do when you get inspired by them. — Jim Rohn

One can unite the French only under the threat of danger. One cannot simply bring together a nation that produces 265 kinds of cheese. — Charles De Gaulle

Attolia had brushed Eugenides's cheek almost shyly before sending him with a wave back to his own couch. — Megan Whalen Turner

Library science was the foundation of all sciences. — Robert A. Heinlein

Your bad taste is fucking immortal! — P.C. Cast

Only through art can we emerge from ourselves and know what another person sees. — Marcel Proust