Compatibles Wooster Quotes & Sayings

He has one dick, and it can be inside one woman at a time. Nothing you say will stop me getting peeled off the ceiling every time he puts that astonishing cock in me. If you miss it badly, if you imagine it when your new man's on top of you, if you think about it when you're alone with your hands under the sheets, I understand completely. He's a monster fuck, Mrs. Drazen, and you're going to have to go through me to get him back. — C.D. Reiss

To stand against the enemy is to rest in what Jesus has already done. — Pedro Okoro

I'm doing everything I can to take the magician out of the equation of magic. — Michael Carbonaro

So I buried myself under my covers and cried like it was my job and I was hoping for a promotion. — Penny Reid

When one is in love, one always begins by deceiving one's self, and one always ends by deceiving others. — Oscar Wilde

A good friend is my nearest relation. — Thomas Fuller

In the world's history certain inventions and discoveries occurred of peculiar value, on account of their great efficiency in facilitating all other inventions and discoveris. Of these were the art of writing and of printing, the discovery of America, and the introduction of patent laws. The date of the first ... is unknown; but it certainly was as much as fifteen hundred years before the Christian era; the second-printing-came in 1436, or nearly three thousand years after the first. The others followed more rapidly-the discovery of America in 1492, and the first patent laws in 1624. — Abraham Lincoln

Winter horseshoes are equipped with little spikes that give a horse traction on snow and ice and prevent it from slipping. — Saul David