Community Season 1 Abed Quotes & Sayings

You do hear some strange rumours floating around. One I've heard is that I'm allergic to metal. — David Duchovny

It wasn't what I was expecting, but like I've always said: if life gives you lemmings, jump off a cliff. — Mike Carey

I don't think anyone's found a way of eliminating thoughts of danger and loss. It's rather that, when they're unrealistic, you become an acrobat at marshaling evidence against them. — Martin Seligman

Backward we traveled to reclaim the day
Before we fell, like Icarus, undone;
All we find are altars in decay
And profane words scrawled black across the sun.
From the poem "Doom of the Exiles", written 16 April 1954 — Sylvia Plath

I hate it when you're reasonable."
He laughed. "Someone has to be." ...
(Meghan and Ash) — Julie Kagawa

We were far more interested in serving our slowly growing, tight-knit community of weirdos than we were in topping the charts. — Amanda Palmer

I think what children need is love, security, stability, consistency, and kindness. — Rosie O'Donnell

Businesses and users are going to use technology only if they can trust it. — Satya Nadella

In youth the human body drew me and was the object of my secret and natural dreams. But body after body has taken away from me that sensual phosphorescence which my youth delighted in. — Haniel Long

If I actually ran the world, I'd do it from the kitchen. It's not anything deliberate or a statement or anything, that's just how I understand things. It's arranged along informal lines. — Jamaica Kincaid

Offer someone the opportunity to rebuild a company or reinvent an industry as the primary incentive, and it will attract those drawn to the challenge first and the money second. — Simon Sinek

Why limit yourself to what your eyes see when you have an opportunity to extend your vision? — Edward Weston

The Mass is the greatest blasphemy of God, and the highest idolatry upon earth, an abomination the like of which has never been in Christendom since the time of the Apostles. — Martin Luther