Community Jeff And Annie Quotes & Sayings

Sports fans eat shit. — George Carlin

It just makes me mad. All the stupid arbitrary shit."
"It makes you want to overthrow the world."
"On a daily basis. — David Levithan

I snap with my mom. It was a great way for me to see my dog when I was in college. We send selfies, too. — Evan Spiegel

Bring a lawsuit against a man who can pay; the poor man's acts are not worth the expense — Ovid

That was the first time I saw a horse start from a kneeling position! — Henny Youngman

People after death become complete again. The blind can see, the deaf can hear, cripples are no longer crippled after all their vital signs have ceased to exist. — Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

Death is just around the corner. If only it would stay there. — Mason Cooley

He is wise who can instruct us and assist us in the business of virtuous living. — Thomas Carlyle

Since Jeannie is a big believer in attachment parenting and I'm a spineless coward, we have instituted an open-door policy, meaning if one of our kids has a nightmare, they are welcome to come in our room and pee in our bed. Luckily this only happens every night. — Jim Gaffigan

... "Lived happily ever after," Natasha concluded, thinking back to that photograph. The woman who was well loved.
John's glare was withering. "Are you kidding me?" he said. "Who the hell gets to live happily ever after? — Jojo Moyes

Never in these long years have we offered any other prayer but this: Lord, grant to our people peace at home, and grant and preserve to them peace from the foreign foe! — Adolf Hitler

If you truly love someone, don't waste your time finding reasons to hate them. Spend it remembering why you love them in the first place. — Jinxx

When we boldly seek love, love reveals itself to us, and we end up attracting more love. If one person loves us, everybody loves us. — Paulo Coelho