Common Douchebag Quotes & Sayings

There have been times when friends have said they hooked up with someone and all it means is that they had a highly anticipated kissing session. Other times it's a full-on all-night sex-a-thon. Can't we have a universal understanding of the term, once and for all? From now on, let's all agree that hooking up = sex. Everything else is "made out." And if you're older than twenty-eight, then just kissing someone doesn't count for crap and is not even worth mentioning. Unless you're Mormon, in which case you're going to hell. There, I think we're all on the same page. — Mindy Kaling

something, and she was already running late. It had started as a bad morning, and — Noelle Adams

Sometimes the only way to gain someones favor is to stop giving them yours. — Curtis Tyrone Jones

Universal peace will be realized, not because man will become better, but because a new order of things, a new science, new economic necessities, will impose peace. — Anatole France

Trusting yourself is realizing yourself. Trusting life is realizing yourself as life. This is an invitation to our thinking minds to open in trust. We can trust that there is a knowing that is out of the realm of thoughts or emotions or circumstances. When we deeply trust, our minds open to discover what is true, regardless of what we are feeling. The deepest trust is a by-product of this true realization. — Gangaji

It's a weird scene. You win a few baseball games and all of a sudden you're surrounded by reporters and TV men with cameras asking you about Vietnam and race relations. — Vida Blue

How do you keep safe when your whole day is as wide and empty as the sky? — Gillian Flynn

I thought following a straight road would lead me right to my destination. Like the road would just take me there because I was following all the rules. And if the road curved, I couldn't be sure about where I was going. But look where it got me. Maybe it's time for a detour. — Susane Colasanti

Philosophy and theology have so much to tell us about God, but people today want to experience God. There is a difference between eating dinner and merely reading the menu. — Dada Vaswani

A young actor once asked me, What do you do between jobs? I said, Hobbies, hobbies, and more hobbies. — Robert Duvall