Commitment Issues Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Unless you work for '60 Minutes', your life is: You do stories about things, and nothing happens as a result. — Ira Glass

I look down, trying to see my skin like she does. Underneath the soft, cerulean-blue glow, there are so many lines it looks like a roadmap. I'm so used to the ruts and puffy scars crisscrossing my arms that I forget about them sometimes. They're the legacy of the questionable talent that's kept me alive as often as it's gotten me in trouble.
The story of my life is written in the wounds on my skin. I just wish other people could read the story, too. It'd save me a lot of explaining. — Erica Cameron

And suddenly she knew exactly why Catherine had fallen in love with him. It wasn't that he was unusually attractive, or ambitious, or even charming. He was partly those things, but more important, he seemed to live life on his own terms. — Nicholas Sparks

You're not perfect, but you're not your mistakes. — Kanye West

There is a seeded bread that I bring from South Africa. I bring home 10, 20 loaves. I am so bad with this bread. I've literally been in hotels and brought my own: "Please, can you toast this? I have my own bread." They're like, "You have your own bread?" And I'll pull it out! — Oprah Winfrey

Still, a really heavy period should cheer me up. — Louise Rennison

The wealthiest Sudanese don't know what war is. Their children are safe in school. — Emmanuel Jal

There are plenty of good-looking women out there. Go get them. — Willard Scott

There are eighty-eight keys on a piano and within that, an entire universe. — James Rhodes

I see now the virtue in madness, for this country knows no law nor any boundary. I pity the poor shades confined to the Euclidean prison that is sanity — Grant Morrison