Comically Ridiculous Crossword Quotes & Sayings

I think I'll side with the pissheads on this one. — Larry Wall

Here is part of the problem, girls: we've been sold a bill of goods. Back in the day, women didn't run themselves ragged trying to achieve some impressively developed life in eight different categories. No one constructed fairy-tale childhoods for their spawn, developed an innate set of personal talents, fostered a stimulating and world-changing career, created stunning homes and yardscapes, provided homemade food for every meal (locally sourced, of course), kept all marriage fires burning, sustained meaningful relationships in various environments, carved out plenty of time for "self care," served neighbors/church/world, and maintained a fulfilling, active relationship with Jesus our Lord and Savior. You can't balance that job description. Listen to me: No one can pull this off. No one is pulling this off. The women who seem to ride this unicorn only display the best parts of their stories. Trust me. No one can fragment her time and attention into this many segments. — Jen Hatmaker

The Norfolk landscape sends a shiver through my soul ... — Raffaella Barker

All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed.
For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog. — Charles M. Schulz

We may experience moments of profound inner peace, a sense of oneness with nature, or a sense of something that is more important that we're not reaching by the usual goals of human society. Perhaps we could say there's a common heart to all the religions. — Thomas Keating

I look into the mirror for evil that just does not exist. — Sara Quin

It saves a lot of trouble if, instead of having to earn money and save it, you can just go and borrow it. — Winston Churchill

Nothing about them looked evil at all, unless they were about to force that ice cream on some diabetic children. — Richelle Mead

The knighthood was a tremendous honour, I don't dismiss it. But I feel embarrassed by the flowery, theatrical stuff that goes with being an actor. — Anthony Hopkins

Although my book is banned I am still allowed to go to China and travel. There is no longer the kind of control that Mao used to have-there have been deep fundamental changes in society. — Jung Chang

I don't know where emotion emanates from exactly. I'm full of it, that's all I know. — David Gray