Comical Wise Quotes & Sayings

Nodded to the birds, a dozen of them in a black line, wise-eyed and watching. The town-square ran red. Blood in the gutters, blood on the flagstones, blood in the fountain. The corpses posed as corpses do. Some comical, reaching — Mark Lawrence

In the urgent aftermath of Sept. 11, 2001, with more attacks thought to be imminent, analysts wanted to use 'contact chaining' techniques to build what the NSA describes as network graphs of people who represented potential threats. — Barton Gellman

To get enough of the teachers we need, teaching has to be a great job where talented people are supported and rewarded. — Michael Bennet

All I know is that I'm a sinner and that God has forgiven me of my sins. Because I put my faith and trust in Jesus Christ. — Franklin Graham

Sometimes you gotta stand by your failures to recognize your success — Joe Budden

In my day job, I worry non-stop about making wise investments for long-term gains. — J. B. Pritzker

Who in the universe halts when the enemy tells them to? — Sherwood Smith

I try to live in the moment, but by the time I get there it's too late. — Dana Gould

(This was long after hairdressers; in truth, ever since there have been women, there have been hairdressers, Adam being the first, though the King James scholars do their very best to muddy this point.) — William Goldman

Don't be afraid to ask people 'why,' 'what if.' Don't be afraid to attack your career. Get in the game, don't stay on the sidelines. — Beth Mowins

He is in love with the land that is always over
The next hill and the next, with the bird that is never,
Caught, with the room beyond the looking glass.
He likes the half-hid, the half-heard, the half-lit,
The man in the fog, the road without an ending ... — A.S.J. Tessimond

One lie... and so perfect... but it's caught!????

Naah, he is clever... if it have been so good lie... it means it's not first or the last... probably it's the lie in the middle. — Deyth Banger