Comical Christmas Quotes & Sayings

All I wanted for Christmas was a New Years Eve party that I would never forget. Too bad I got too drunk to remember it. — Carroll Bryant

To long for everything: sorrow; to accept everything: joy. — Katherine Mansfield

I feel the wind in my face as I ride in the bed of an old pickup truck down a country road at night, dust swirling red in the taillights and the entire span of my life yawning out ahead of me. It's the beautiful thing about youth. There's a weightlessness that permeates everything because no damning choices have been made, no paths committed to, and the road forking out ahead is pure, unlimited potential. I — Blake Crouch

I want someone to care enough to say more than just "It's up to you what you do with your life." I don't have any opinions and I don't trust myself. — Phoebe Gloeckner

Any time your parent says they party with you, that is its own form of child abuse. — Dennis Miller

I'm not someone who's an immigrant who's struggling in that way, but between New York and L.A., I had someone tell me very early on, "If you're going to be broke anywhere, it's better to be broke in L.A. At least the weather is nice." I was like, "You're right." I didn't take them up on that. — Greta Gerwig