Comentati Numele Quotes & Sayings

I didn't plan to be the rude middle-class comedian. You write a certain type of joke that you find funny, and mine happen to be often rude. Yes, it's juvenile, but that's me. — Jimmy Carr

Why did you have to jump out of the window?"
"You know why," Skulduggery said, walking away.
Axle looked up, tears streaming from his eyes. "Why did he do that? Why?"
Stephanie glowered. "Because doors are for people with no imagination," she said. — Derek Landy

I feel like my eyes have gonorrhea. — Johnny Knoxville

Just having walked into a prison environment, sat there for two hours, the effect that it had on me ... I couldn't imagine the effect it would have on a person 24 hours a day. So then I became more intrigued, and we began a correspondence, and I began visiting [Todd Willingham]. — Elizabeth Gilbert

I just don't want them to change me, if I'm going to die I still want to be me. — Suzanne Collins

I wanted to be a pilot. I loved flying and I loved all the technology and the equipment and the sense of adventure that came with it. I think that feeling still bleeds over into everything I do today. — Graham Brown

Books are still the main yardstick by which I measure true wealth. — Tamora Pierce

If I could believe I had a soul, all by myself, then I could listen to its tidings all by myself. — Annie Barrows