Comedysportz Indianapolis Quotes & Sayings

Every time somebody would ask me what I want to be when I grow up, I would always say, 'I want to be on Broadway!' — Lilla Crawford

Aim at a high mark and you will hit it. — Annie Oakley

There is a strong chance that siblings who turn out well were hassled by the same parents. — Robert Breault

Did the bearded lady get excited when cute guys came to her freak show? — Rainbow Rowell

War is a calculated and condoned slaughter of human beings. — Harry Patch

Sluka shook her head. We're talking about them in the past tense, and we never even discussed them in the present. It's like their only reason for existing was so they could die. — Alastair Reynolds

Turannius was an old man who, after he turned ninety, was released from his official duties by an act of Caesar. He had the idea to be laid out on his bed, surrounded by family, and to receive visitors as if he was dead. The entire household mourned the passing of its master and the sorrow was only lifted when the crazy loon returned to his normal routine of idle busy-ness. Hard to believe that a man could become so bored as to get a thrill out of being dead for a few days. — Seneca.

If I love a song I hope to find a way to get other people to love it too. — Susannah McCorkle