Comedy Irish Quotes & Sayings

Certain details, somewhat curtailed, live in my memory. But I don't see anything anymore: I can search the past in vain, I can only find these scraps of images and I am not sure what they represent, whether they are memories or just fiction. — Jean-Paul Sartre

The fear of rejection really kind of stunts your growth as a person. I mean, it's like a friend of mine says, who cares if you fail? Who cares if you fail? It's like babies try to get up and walk all the time and they keep falling down. If we just gave up, we'd all be crawling around. — John Rzeznik

Knowledge without understanding is useless. — Thucydides

O Lord gives us grace to obey your great Laws. — Lailah Gifty Akita

I need scarcely say that the beginning and maintenance of life on earth is absolutely and infinitely beyond the range of all sound speculation in dynamical science. The only contribution of dynamics to theoretical biology is absolute negation of automatic commencement or automatic maintenance of life. — Lord Kelvin

The thing about fashion - it's like ducks going quack, quack quack. It's being dictated from above, and it just makes me want to rebel against it. — Sara Blakely

'You're Ugly Too' isn't a comedy, but it has a lightness of touch with a hard edge. But it's essentially a warm story tinged with a bit of melancholy in the great Irish tradition. I'm very proud of that film. — Aidan Gillen

One ends up relying on pure musical inspiration, and failing that, the music won't lead to anything good, or it will alienate all but the most die-hard fans. — Boris Vian

Who are you and how do you speak English? — Mohamed Moshrif

There is an old Jewish story, an ordinary Jewish joke. A father was teaching his little son to be less afraid and have more courage. "Jump," he said, "and I will catch you." And the little boy trusted him and the little boy jumped. And when his father caught him he felt filled with love. And when he didn't, he was filled with something else ... something more. Life. (From the movie 'Then She Found Me.') — Elinor Lipman

Musical comedy is the Irish stew of drama. Anything may be put into it, with the certainty that it will improve the general effect. — P.G. Wodehouse

Let's face it, I'm not winning a fight with anybody - unless it's against someone like Larry David. — Benny Blanco

Mark Zuckerberg recently announced that he will donate $45 billion of his wealth to philanthropy. Two years ago, my husband and I decided to endow $100 million to set up the SOHO China Scholars. This program will give financial aid to Chinese students so they can attend the best universities in the world. — Zhang Xin

Mishaque was a stouty blend of Irish "shrek" mixed with crazy Jafakain, his front was car dealing. — Saira Viola

Growing up with Bronx Irish parents during an era of protests against the status quo, I was especially committed to doing the opposite of what I was told to do. Forty-four years later, I am left with only one means of making a living: comedy. — Greg Fitzsimmons

We're in a world of triple-digit oil prices for the foreseeable future, — Jeff Rubin

Accumulate power in silence and become a dynamo of spirituality. — Swami Vivekananda

They wanted them to look like the Gods.
God doesn't look like this. — James Rollins

Have the strength to be an honest person. — George Washington