Comedy For Teenagers Quotes & Sayings

While my insides may be rotten, I still like a good reason to kill someone. It has to be either business, personal, or out of sheer boredom. — Derek Landy

If I am to truly become an autonomous woman, then I must take over that role of being my own guardian. — Elizabeth Gilbert

Are you a terrorist? Or just an idiot? — Wataru Watari

No - other men's eye's don't do anything for me, I'm afraid. Sulu grinned. — A.C. Crispin

I think of Kate Moss whenever I think of someone who did the bridesmaid thing right. They were all in different dresses, and I love neutrals. But it's so hard to pull that together. You almost need a stylist for it. — Christine Teigen

In the real world, babysitting is a groovy way for young people to learn responsibility (and earn a little pocket money).
In the Terrorverse, it's a plot device used to kill teenagers. — Seth Grahame-Smith

A couple of friends and I started a sketch comedy group when we were teenagers, just for fun and to start creating stuff. It was a blast. — Reece Thompson

A parent can give a child no greater gift than beautiful manners. — Hakim

Is not this the broad earth still? — Henry David Thoreau

Ministers who do not spend two hours a day in prayer are not worth a dime a dozen - degrees or no degrees. — Leonard Ravenhill

Tobryton cocked his head as he watched the commotion play put. "Didn't we send you to God out on that beach?" he said to Damon.
"He didn't want me. Next time He'd be happy with socks. — Gary Meehan

I know in this day and age, when you meet men, they often want to be boys. They dress like boys. And it's very confusing. I can't offer any solution except to make a movie about it. — Illeana Douglas

Like all teenagers in the early '60s, I put down my hockey stick when the Beatles got big and picked up a guitar. We all thought we'd be rock stars. Then I got into comedy, but I'd always find a way to use my guitar, such as writing songs and doing musical parodies. — Rick Moranis

I am completely serious. When I decide to do something, I decide to really do it. — Steve Lillywhite

History shows that it's not smart for states to pay more to get jobs; you just get into the race to the bottom. — Chris Gabrieli

Chestnuts are my favorite ingredient to use in the fall, especially for the holidays. I always find that they are meaty, hearty and have a mysterious refinement when cooked or roasted over sea salt. — Geoffrey Zakarian

If teams had to name themselves honestly, they'd all be the Pimple-Faced Teenagers. — Eric Berlin

I was very good at kickball ... I was wonderful at ah doing that kick and your leg goes up and your shoe went on top of the school — Dane Cook

The American people have worn out their patience being told by their so-called bettors that you don't know how to live your lives the right way. We need to arrange things for you so you can do things better than you would do yourself. — Rush Limbaugh