Comedy Christmas Songs Quotes & Sayings

The preacher who casts a vote for conscience' sake, runs the risk of starving. — Mark Twain

Truth is in things, and not in words. — Herman Melville

I've concluded that I learned far more from my failures than from my successes. — June Hunt

Here, for a moment, we are joined. — Ron Silliman

If marriage isn't a first priority in your life, you're not married. — Joseph Campbell

What has changed is that my life then was less difficult and my future seemingly less gloomy, but as far as my inner self, my way of looking at things and of thinking is concerned, that has not changed. But if there has indeed been a change, then it is that I think, believe and love more seriously now what I thought, believed and loved even then. — Vincent Van Gogh

I can't imagine a universe in which I try to unlove her. — Maria Dahvana Headley

It would figure the best looking guy on this ward is gay ... and he has a sexier than sin boyfriend ... I swear to God I'm going to turn into a man. It's the only way. — Crystal Rose

Man is weak. Purpose makes him strong. — Raheel Farooq

You're asking for trouble, Hannagan," he growls.
"And you would be ... ?" Janie asks. She giggles.
"Trouble. — Lisa McMann