Comedy Central Roast Quotes & Sayings

No, we can't be friends. You're my mom. You're what i talk to my friends about. — Ellen DeGeneres

His thumb smoothed over the tiny red marks the pins had made on her palm, and he brought her hand to his face to kiss the little sore spots.
His voice curled hotly inside her palm. "Your hand smells like lemons."
She opened her eyes and stared at him gravely. "I scrub my hands with lemon juice to remove the ink stains."
The information seemed to amuse him, and lights of humor mixed with the heat in his gaze. — Lisa Kleypas

The days of my youth are past and to a woman full grown a kiss means everything - or nothing. — Pearl S. Buck

I love '80s movies. — Josh Peck

Everyday has its unique blessings. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Looking back, I should have pursued philosophy and economics and things of that sort in college more, but I didn't. — Dan Quayle

Music is life. That's why our hearts have beats" - Unknown — Adrianne James

Fast, worship, and seek Him. — Jentezen Franklin

As the moon's fair image quaketh In the raging waves of ocean, Whilst she, in the vault of heaven, Moves with silent peaceful motion. — Heinrich Heine