Comedowns From Digestive Problems Quotes & Sayings

Are you alone?" "No, I've got the local cricket team with me ready to have hot sex on your kitchen table. — Anonymous

What happened to your tan?"--Fang
"It was dirt." --Max — James Patterson

the impression that many seminarians seem to take from their introductory Bible course, that a given text is a puzzle with only one solution - an impression that often makes biblical study oppressive rather than exhilarating. — Ellen F. Davis

Tequila often gave people the desire to tackle the impossible. It did not, however, make impossible possible — Darynda Jones

One of the major differences between successful and unsuccessful people is that the former look for problems to resolve, whereas the latter make every attempt to avoid them. — Grant Cardone

Our Lord God doesn't do great things except by violence, as they say — Martin Luther

You've got to love the game and the game will love you back. — Jason Terry

Huh, when did being a grown up ever mean owt? — Brian Sellars

I never want to be called a 'good loser.' Show me a good loser and I'll just show you a loser. — Stu Ungar

Love doesn't look the same after you lose the person who made you see it in the first place...until that one day when you find someone else who can make you see it again. — Lan LLP

The habits of every animal are, at least in the eyes of man, constantly similar in all ages. But the habits, the clothes, the words and the dwelling of a prince, a banker, an artist, a bourgeois, a priest and a pauper, are wholly dissimilar and change at the will of civilizations. — Honore De Balzac

That night, I met some old college friends at Soho House, a private club in the meatpacking district of Manhattan. I hadn't seen them since I'd joined the community, and they hardly recognized me. They spent a half hour discussing how awkward and introverted I used to be. Then their conversation turned to work and movies. I tried to contribute, but I had trouble focusing on the words. They just floated into my ear and accumulated there like wax. I felt like I didn't fit in with them anymore. Fortunately, an Amazonian woman with tree-trunk thighs and a lethal boob-job soon stumbled past the table. She was a foot taller than me and somewhat drunk. "Have — Neil Strauss

Autobiographical writings, essays, interviews, various other things ... All the non-fiction prose I wanted to keep, that was the idea behind this collected volume, which came out about few years ago. I didn't think of Winter Journal, for example, as an autobiography, or a memoir. What it is is a literary work, composed of autobiographical fragments, but trying to attain, I hope, the effect of music. — Paul Auster