Comediennes Quotes & Sayings

During the long drag of years before our youngest child went to school, my love for my family and my need to write were in acute conflict. The problem was really that I put two things first. My husband and children came first. So did my writing. Bump. — Madeleine L'Engle

I trained more than anybody ever in a golf film ever made - my swing is pretty hot. — Shia Labeouf

Responsibility and accountability is a big part of being in the military. — Phil Klay

When a scientist says something, his colleagues must ask themselves only whether it is true. When a politician says something, his colleagues must first of all ask, 'Why does he say it? — Leo Szilard

Fate needs accomplices, — Gregory David Roberts

There's too many songs and nothing to dance to
The future is putrid, I'm useless without you — Wesley Eisold

Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if you're funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you. — Joan Rivers

I was always useless at flirting, and simply did not know what needed to be done in order to snare my target... I always ended up resorting to jokes, and most men don't like funny women. They like to do the jokes. — Joan Sims

Cats on the bandstand, give them each a big hand, anyone who sweats like that must be all right. — Jerry Garcia

Forget horror icon, Kety Bates is an icon. She's an acting icon. I was raised on so many of her films, everything from Misery to Fried Green Tomatoes to Delores Claiborne, all films that I've watched multiple times and been inspired by. — Matt Bomer

When I was in Boy Scouts, back in the day, we'd tell stories around the campfire. That's why I love movies. It's literally you and your friends, telling stories around a campfire, whatever they may be. — Jon M. Chu

Oh, Christ! it is a goodly sight to see What Heaven hath done for this delicious land! — Lord Byron

I'm awfully sorry for people who are taken in by all of today's dietary mumbo jumbo. They are not getting any enjoyment out of their food. — Julia Child

We train very hard under windy conditions. I've actually walked a wire in my backyard with 90-mile-an-hour winds. — Nik Wallenda