Comedienne Margaret Quotes & Sayings

I am very subtle; but Man is deeper in his thought than I am. The woman knows that there is no such thing as nothing: the man knows that there is no such day as tomorrow. I do well to worship them. — George Bernard Shaw

Take care of my moonlark. — Shannon Messenger

You'll never please everyone, but you only have to please a few people to get an offer. — Harvey MacKay

I can't picture people talking about me 50 years from now. — Sandy Koufax

Once again, just because I prefer Guinness to lemonade that doesn't mean I am not particular about the temperature at which the Guinness is served; and I believe Paul would have told Calvin to take his dark Irish beer out of the fridge, to let it come up to room temperature and taste its full flavour. — N. T. Wright

Saving a single wondrous thing is better than saving the world. For one thing, it's more achievable. The world is never content to stay saved. — T. Kingfisher

One place that I really feel comfortable is being a comedienne. I'm very socially inept. There's so many things that I can not do in life, and this is, like, the one thing that I have mastery over. It's my world. And anybody who's coming to the show, it's like they're coming because they know that this is my world. — Margaret Cho

All the same, we should get to bed," whispered Hermione. "It wouldn't do to oversleep tomorrow."
"No," agreed Ron. "A brutal triple murder by the bridegroom's mother might put a bit of a damper on the wedding. — J.K. Rowling

The story of the Alamo has touched many more people than one would think. So, I would like to pay my respects to those men on both sides of the walls in those months of February and March 1836. — Phil Collins

It is hard to miss the irony in the fact that the very same week that Republicans were publicly heralding Congressman Paul Ryan's plan to inject market forces into the American health care system, they were crafting a budget deal to strip them from the health reform law. — Ron Wyden

Infected minds to their deaf pillows will discharge their secrets. — William Shakespeare

There are no more barbershop quartets wearing boaters, even though I still like them. Life goes on. — Tina Weymouth