Comedically Pronounce Quotes & Sayings

I can perform the life of the snail and be moving. — Mary Woronov

I have stood aside to see the phantoms of those days go by me. They are gone, and I resume the journey of my story.' (David Copperfield)
But all that night he lay awake because the phantoms of those days were not gone. Like the tiny, terrible holes in the prophylactics, the phantoms of those days were not easy to detect - and their meaning was unknown - but they were there. — John Irving

She is inhumanly alone. And then, all at once, she isn't. — Barbara Kingsolver

The big guys like Google weren't always big. Once they were two kids in a garage. Or a dorm room. Some of them set out to be billionaires from the get-go, but some of them didn't. Some of them got just caught up in solving an interesting problem, which happened to be worth billions later. — Lee Child

Anything we can do to encourage our young people to celebrate the arts and believe in a career in the arts is wonderful for Canada and for Canadian youth. — Liane Balaban

I was hoping that perhaps I could roll with you ... "
"You cannot roll with me," said the Big O, "but perhaps you can roll by yourself. — Shel Silverstein

The kingdom of heaven was never intended to indulge the ease of triflers, but to the rest of them that labor. — Matthew Henry

If I would have listened to other people back in 2000 telling me I should have stopped playing basketball because of a kidney disease, I wouldn't have won a world championship. — Alonzo Mourning

After the end of the Second World War it was a categorical imperative for us to declare that we renounced war forever in a central article of the new Constitution. — Kenzaburo Oe

Your actions speak so loud, I can't hear what you say. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Today's possibilities are not tomorrows guarantees. — William J. Clinton

Ulluvathellam uyarvullal matratu Tallinum tellamai nirttut (Think of rising higher. Let it be your only thought. Even if your object be not attained, the thought itself will have raised you.) — A. P. J. Abdul Kalam

I still get laughed at but it doesn't bother me,
I'm just so glad to hear laughter around me. — Amanda Palmer

Silence is God's first language; everything else is a poor translation. — Thomas Keating

Without patience and interest, one will only have access to immediate pleasures - which are good, but much lower in quality than the pleasures gained over time. — Olivier Magny